21 Handpicked Valentines Day Quotes & Ideas (Savagery)

Whether you’re a hardcore fan of everything L-O-V-E or you’re miserably single (və ya, hell, happily single), Valentine’s day can bring out all the feels. So we’ve handpicked 21 Valentines Day quotes, showerthoughts and/or tweets that we hope will make your February a good one. Some funny, some cute, but mostly real good stuff.

21 Valentines Day Quotes & Ideas

1. TRUE LOVE:

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2. “Most babies born in November, are Valentines’ Day mistakes…” -reddit, ArcaneNight


3. HARSH, but so valid.


4. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.


5. “I never understood getting sad on Valentine’s Day. A good day to get sad is when you run out of toilet paper and alternatives.” -Michelle Wolf


6. “Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” -Poetry by Emily Dickinson


7. “Why don’t we use mistletoe on Valentine’s Day instead of Christmas?” -reddit, dajobuling


8. A REMINDER TO MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT YOU GOT:


9. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” -Lewis Black


10. “Hubba Bubba should have heart-shaped gum for Valentine’s Day and call it Hubba Hubba.” -reddit, jaws9182


11. STAY POSITIVE


12. “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” -from the Poems of Maya Angelou


13. “Love yourself first.” -Anonim


14. “Pineapple sales must spike in the days leading up to Valentines Day.” -reddit, funnyferret


15. “THIS VODKA TASTES LIKE REGRET.”


16. ADMIT, IT’S TRUE.

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17. “The jewelry stores say, ‘Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,’ while wives tell you they love you with, ‘Ok, but just because it’s Valentine’s Day.'” -George Lopez


18. “A new survey has revealed that for Valentine’s Day, 30% of women prefer sex over flowers. The survey was from a sampling of women I’ve never encountered in my life.” -Conan O’Brien


19. NASTY MUGGLES.


20. “If you want to marry your girl propose on Valentines day, marry her the following year on same day and three bird one stone that shiz for rest of life.” -reddit, kingnail


21. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

If these Valentines Day quotes didn’t help, c’mon! Stay positive, regardless of where you stand…it’s one day–focus on making the entire year a good one. Just remember:

 

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