Por The Creative Ham21 Handpicked Valentines Day Quotes & Ideas (Savagery)
Whether you’re a hardcore fan of everything L-O-V-E or you’re miserably single (ou, hell, happily single), Valentine’s day can bring out all the feels. So we’ve handpicked 21 Valentines Day quotes, showerthoughts and/or tweets that we hope will make your February a good one. Some funny, some cute, but mostly real good stuff.
21 Valentines Day Quotes & Ideas
1. TRUE LOVE:
2. “Most babies born in November, are Valentines’ Day mistakes…” -reddit, ArcaneNight
3. HARSH, but so valid.
we are living in a completely alternate timeline hellscape upside down land and yet even here i am still single
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) Janeiro 26, 2017
4. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.
Instead of Valentine's Day we should just have a second Thanksgiving because food is the real key to my heart
— andrew (@Okokandrew) Fevereiro 2, 2017
5. “I never understood getting sad on Valentine’s Day. A good day to get sad is when you run out of toilet paper and alternatives.” -Michelle Wolf
6. “Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” -Poetry by Emily Dickinson
7. “Why don’t we use mistletoe on Valentine’s Day instead of Christmas?” -reddit, dajobuling
8. A REMINDER TO MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT YOU GOT:
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) Janeiro 24, 2015
9. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” -Lewis Black
10. “Hubba Bubba should have heart-shaped gum for Valentine’s Day and call it Hubba Hubba.” -reddit, jaws9182
11. STAY POSITIVE
I can't wait for the day after Valentine's Day because chocolate will be 50% off and that's the kind of positivity I need in my life
— ❝ 𓅓❞ (@zxkia) Fevereiro 2, 2017
12. “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” -from the Poems of Maya Angelou
13. “Love yourself first.” -Anônimo
14. “Pineapple sales must spike in the days leading up to Valentines Day.” -reddit, funnyferret
15. “THIS VODKA TASTES LIKE REGRET.”
16. ADMIT, IT’S TRUE.
17. “The jewelry stores say, ‘Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,’ while wives tell you they love you with, ‘Ok, but just because it’s Valentine’s Day.'” -George Lopez
18. “A new survey has revealed that for Valentine’s Day, 30% of women prefer sex over flowers. The survey was from a sampling of women I’ve never encountered in my life.” -Conan O’Brien
19. NASTY MUGGLES.
"any plans for Valentine's Day?" pic.twitter.com/rJgq7yBLOO
— Hogwarts Magic (@HogwartsMaglc) Fevereiro 2, 2017
20. “If you want to marry your girl propose on Valentines day, marry her the following year on same day and three bird one stone that shiz for rest of life.” -reddit, kingnail
21. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) Fevereiro 17, 2014
If these Valentines Day quotes didn’t help, c’mon! Stay positive, regardless of where you stand…it’s one day–focus on making the entire year a good one. Just remember:
