로 21 Best Shower Thoughts of All Time of The Month
Each month, we round up our favorite Shower Thoughts via reddit, and share them with you. Our hope is that these off-the-wall ideas (paired with a cup of joe/beer) inspire your silly little brain. This month, we’ve got some doozies!
21 Best Shower Thoughts of of July 2015
1. “If you swap the spinach for beer, then any episode of Popeye becomes a bitter story of a raging alcoholic, right down to the speech impediment and tendency to fight people who he believes are trying to steal his girl” 를 통해 iftherewasanotherway
2. “We use sex to sell everything. We arrest those who buy and sell actual sex.” 를 통해 HolloH
3. “If colleges really want to prepare high school students for today’s job market then they should only accept students who have ‘at least 2-3 years college experience.'” 를 통해 Arpeggi42
4. “‘I sold an hour of my life for $13’ doesn’t sound nearly as good as ‘I make $13/hour.'” 를 통해 oaktownraider13
5. “‘I work for one of the richest companies in the world’ sounds a lot better than ‘I work at Walmart’.” 를 통해 caseystrain
6. “The massive amount of gay sex that will happen tonight will have absolutely no effect on the birthrate in 9 months.” 를 통해 random5924
7. “Because telescopes work using mirrors, we’ll never know if there are any space vampires.” 를 통해 champs27
8. “The tallest person on Earth has been the same height as every person on Earth.” 를 통해 cazcheck
The tallest man in the world, and his wife. Source: nairaland.com
9. “The most tragic victims of irony are the trees cut down to make copies of The Lorax.” 를 통해 ghostaire
10. “They could replace the entire D.A.R.E. program with single viewing of Requiem for a Dream, and it would be more effective.” 를 통해 mr_zero
11. “The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it’s pay to play.” 를 통해 fuckminsterfullerene
12. “Parents spend the first 20 years scaring their kids into not getting pregnant, and the next 20 wondering why they won’t.” 를 통해 sherryoak
13. “Han Solo doesn’t seem so great when you realize who his real-world analog would be: A trucker doing cross-border smuggling for drug cartels, who shot a guy in a bar.” 를 통해 KubrickIsMyCopilot
14. “If the Mythbusters made a show with the guys from Jackass (testing the myths on them) it would be spectacular.” 를 통해 anga_tayng
15. “As a kid, nothing excited me more than seeing a McDonalds PlayPlace. As an adult, nothing disgusts me more than seeing a McDonalds PlayPlace.” 를 통해 porklomeinnoveg
출처: ABC / seriesregular.com
16. “Thanks to dating apps, many people will first lay eyes on the love of their lives while evacuating their bowels.” 를 통해 dolemite-
17. “It must be really tough to play a ‘Q’ tile in Scrabble in England when you have to waste the ‘U’ on words like ‘colour’ and ‘labour’.” 를 통해 buckyboy28
18. “You can safely store milk and raw beef at 101.5 °F… in a cow.” 를 통해 happy__dad
19. “I want to see an action movie in which Tom Cruise defects from a cult, and then gets revenge on the leadership who would threaten his family.” 를 통해 hyperjumpgrandmaster
20. “If humans would live up to 1000 years instead of 100 or less we would think very differently about climate change.” 를 통해 menuk
21. “에 50 년, ‘Old lady’ names will be things like Tiffany, Brittany, and Nikki.” 를 통해 pockaleelee
