Przez Twórczy Ham25 Best Shower Thoughts of All Time of The Month
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Praise the Lord! It’s that time of the month, again. We’ve rounded up the Top 25 Shower Thoughts of The Month, via reddit, for your mind-boggling pleasure. As always, it’s our hope that this collection of myśli prysznicowe inspires your creative self to come up with the next big, creative idea. Cieszyć się!
25 Best Shower Thoughts of The Month
1. “Your dog doesn’t know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.” przez Throw13579
2. “Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.” przez firstrival
3. “Becoming an adult feels like slowly being put into a managerial position you didn’t really want.” przez JohannesP
4. “Cats are the type of animal that, if they could, they would correct your grammar.” przez chiefbigwilly
5. “Facebook is ubiquitous, but has a reputation for low-quality content. It’s become the Walmart of social media.” przez RoninK
6. “My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.” przez makeitrayne
7. “Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.” przez Cosmo_120
8. “Cellphones should have 2 passwords for unlock, one which would be for you and unrestricted.. the other would be for you parents/friends that wouldn’t show awkward applications/photos.” przez flipmosquad
9. “The Onion must be pissed because they can’t come up with anything about Donald Trump that’s funnier than his real life.” przez Sir_Bocks
10. “After clearing your browser history, there should be an option to have it filled with random ‘normal’ strony internetowe, instead of it being all empty.” przez YabbilyDoobily
11. “I spent seven hours vividly hallucinating then I woke up and ate the meat of other animals for energy, now i’m going to do something I don’t want to for eight hours for pieces of paper.” przez Dirtyuniform
12. “We should get a notification every time someone attempts to create an account with our username, so we can feel good about ourselves for getting there first.” przez ArkLuno
13. “I can’t believe a James Bond movie didn’t come out in 2007.” przez Mischlecht
14. “Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.” przez MrCSquared
15. “The White Power Ranger doesn’t sound like a character for a kids television show.” przez Mrben13
16. “The Olympics should give out platinum medals to anyone who breaks a world record.” przez I_enjoy_avocados
17. “In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives.” przez anonymoos_user
18. “I’m at a point in my life where 100 dollars isn’t a lot to receive, but it’s a lot to give.” przez f00f_nyc
19. “I should get a tattoo of a QR code, so if somebody finds my body and scans it, they’ll be Rickroll’d.” przez drain65
20. “The more serious a relationship gets, the more casual it is.” via anonymous
21. “Candlelit dinners weren’t so special before the light bulb was invented.” przez JayAche
22. “You know when you tap a YouTube video to see how much longer it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people when they’re talking to you.” przez chiefbigwilly
23. “9 years ago: didn’t own a laptop or smartphone. Today: I’m watching satellite images from Pluto on my WATCH.” przez MathewReiss
24. “The oldest guy in the world breaks a world record every second.” przez ghroat
25. “When I kick in $2 for the office lottery pool, I’m not actually looking for a chance to win…. the $2 is insurance against everyone else winning, and me being left behind.” przez bertbarndoor
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