By The 50 Weyn Afkaarta Maydho of All Time
“In qubeyska, biyo kulul hoos imanaya, aad dunida dhabta ah Gadaashooda, oo aad u si joogta ah wax u furi kuu ah.” -Woody Allen
Sida saxda ah ee Bath Roob by Emmett Kelly
We have to stop apologizing for our “doqon” fikradaha. Too often in the creative industry do we hear, “Tani waxay noqon kartaa fikrad doqon, laakiin…”. Stop it. The best ideas stem from nonsense and fajeceen! daqiiqado in si joogta ah u yimaadaan ka bogey sakhraanka, dhawyihiin shire-toogtay, oo aannu u jecel: fikirro Roob. In honor of all of our fikrado doqon, ayaan curated aan liiska ka reddit oo fikirrada qubeyska ugu weyn ee waqtiga oo dhan.
The 50 Weyn Afkaarta Maydho of All Time
1. “Waterboarding ee Guantanamo Bay codadka super rad haddii aadan ogeyn in aad waxa ka mid ah waxyaabaha kuwii yihiin.”
2. “Malaha Adigu waxaad tahay caqli badan grader 5aad?’ Waa kuma show ah in bandhigayaa sida doqon dadka waaweyn koray noqon kartaa, laakiin halkii ay, show u taagan macluumaad waxtar lahayn inta aynu baro dugsiga fasalka aan la hayn ama ka dib lagu dabaqi karo nolosha.”
3. “X88B88 u eg ofila hadalka ka tarjumaysa off laftiisa ah.”
4. “Seexo, waxaad dareemi doontaa si fiican oo aroortii ah” waa version ee aadanaha “Ma u dami oo ku dul mar kale dib u soo noqdaan?”
5. “Faafaahino ee Titanic waa in ay ahayd mucjiso si ay aargoosato ee jikada.”
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6. “Qofka caddayn akhrin doono khudbado Hitler ee ahaa naxwaha ah Nazi.”
7. “Markii u dalka Iswiidan waxaa lagu ciyaaro Denmark, waa SWE-Den. The waraaqaha hartay, ma isticmaali, waa Den-CALAAMADDA.”
8. “On April Doqonno Day, Brazzers [Company Production lulataaye] waa inay sameeyaan video ah halkaas oo ah lab tuubbiiste kulul aado guriga sorority ah iyo diyaariyaa musqusha iyo sida caadiga ah ka tago.”
9. “Marka aad aalkolo cabto aad kaliya farxad soo amaahan berri.”
10. “Google is-wadid gaari waa in ay leeyihiin ama loo sameeyo “Waxaan dareemayaa Lucky” button in aad kaxeeya meel random.”
11. “Sida lagu dhaqo, Waxaan guriga ku soo saacadood oo shaqo ah oo aan is daboolay wasakh ka dib, oo aan qubeysan kaliya si ay ugaaraan…Waxaan ahay saxanka final.”
12. “Maxay yihiin østers xitaa isku deyin in ay sameeyaan?”
13. “Your hooskii caddaynayaa in uu iftiinku ku dhawaad safray 93 million miles waadix, kaliya loo diiday inay gaaraan dhulka ee final yar cagaha mahad adiga.”
14. “Halkii dhan movies prequel iyo dhacdo ka soo baxay, ay tahay in ay bilaabaan samaynta equels – filimada toogtay sida filimka asalka ee Isla muddadaas, laakiin marka laga eego aragtida ah gebi ahaanba kala duwan.”
15. “Thanks to Internet ah, Waxaan u badan tahay arkay Mudanayaal ka badan qaawan badan oo dhan awowayaashay isku daro.”
16. “Waxa aan jeclaan lahaa muuqasho Mario kart-sida ee naftayda dhicin waqtiga helitaanka shaqada u diyaar garoobaan in subaxdii si aan u ogaado lahaa haddii la ii soo daahay socda.”
17. “Haddii Obama ahaa madaxweynaha Kenya, uu noqdo madaxweynihii ugu horreeyay cad lahaa.”
18. “Apple ay leedahay 'hawada.’ Amazon uu leeyahay 'dabka.’ Google ay leedahay 'dhulka.’ Waxaan qabaa Microsoft waa in la abuuro wax la yiraahdo 'biyaha.'”
19. “Haddii Katniss iyo Peeta ka “Hunger Games” ahaayeen caanka Hollywood, naaneesta supercouple ay noqon lahayd Katpee ama Peeniss.”
20. “Alien The mid taariikhi ah waa na waxa aan dooneynaa in ay ku nidhi: yar, caddaado, weyn oo madax ah, iyo technology oos. Waxaan xitaa iyaga oo af duuban ee tijaabo caafimaad.”
21. “Isku dayga in la helo maal-ciyaaro bakhtiyaanasiibka waa sida isku dayaya in ay naftooda dilaan by duulaya on diyaaradaha ganacsiga.”
22. “Waa in ay ku dhawaaqi dhacdo in Maalinta Groundhog ka dibna kaliya dib-u-sii daayo asalka ah.”
23. “In jiitay in guska flacid kuu gaar ahaan lahaa fetish ugu xumaa abid.”
24. “Waxaan la yaabanahay haddii eey had iyo inta i raacda, musqusha marka aan tago kobca si sababtoo ah waxaan mar walba way raacaan baxsan marka uusan iyo inuu kaliya u maleeyo in ay sida ay u shaqayso.”
25. “I mana jiro aad adduunka ilaa aad bilowday akhriska weedhan ee miinada.”
26. “Waa in aanu fasax u bixiyey Maalin Space, halkaas oo nalalka yihiin in la demiyo ugu yaraan saacad habeenkii si loo yareeyo wasakhaynta light, sidaas darteed waxaan ka arki kartaa Galaxy.”
27. “Ereyga 'Fat’ sida qof qaatay qaniinyo ka mid ah xarafka ugu horeeya ee erayga kaliya muuqataa 'Cun'.”
28. “Geesiga dhabta dahsoon la School Of Rock waa horumariyaha ah oo ku saabsan helay 2,000 dadka in Battle degaanka ee silsiladihiina subaxnimadii maalmaha shaqada.”
29. “Fikradda ah muuqasho in moans ayaa lagu bilaabi karaa by carruurta waalidkood ahaayeen galmo qolka ku xiga oo beeniyay inuu maqlay dhawaaqa.”
30. “Button The share on reddit odhan 'Spreddit'.”
31. “Inta badan taariikhda aadanaha, Baabuurta lahaa Jeedsada isku dhaceen automatic iyo xataa guriga aad qaadan karto marka aad ahaayeen hurdada ama wax cabbeen. Dabadeed waxa aannu helnay takhalusi faraska.”
32. “Your caloosha u maleeyo baradhada dhan waa la shiiday.”
33. “Maps Google waa in ay leeyihiin a 'jidka ka’ Habkaani si aad u hesho saldhiga gaaska ugu haboon, Starbucks, ama wax kasta oo jidka ku rabto aad u gaadho.”
34. “The påskkäringar ka Sabrina isagoo cat la yidhaahdo Salem waa sida qoyska ka mid ah Yuhuudda la cat ah oo lagu magacaabo Auschwitz.”
35. “Haddii Homer Simpson ahaayeen Congressman a Democratic ka Springfield, Ohio, uu noqon lahaa “Homer Simpson (D-OH).”
36. “Me aan kari “Waraysiga” Waa markii ugu horeysay oo dhab ah ayaan weligood si toos ah ay saameyn ku yeesheen North Korea.”
37. “Haddii aad mar dambe ma soo gelayaan caymiska caafimaadka waalidka, damaanad aad soo saaraha ka weyn tahay.”
38. “Waa in aan weydiisanayaa jare halkaas oo uu helo oo Timaha, ka dibna halkaas tago oo si tartiib ah jidkiisa ku sameeyaan silsiladdaa ilaa aan ka heli tima caalamka ugu waaweyn…ama laga yaabee kaliya dude a bidaarta.”
39. “Maxaa dhacaya haddii dal kasta uu leeyahay ninjas, laakiin waxaan kaliya ka ogaato kuwa Japan sababtoo ah waxay tahay qashin?”
40. “Haddii aad kortaan lahaa baabuur qashinka la camera ee aad todobaadle ah u cusbooneysiin yaabaa muuqaalka waddada google maps.”
41. “Gorillas ma oga wax farsamooyinka bodybuilding si aan suurto-waligay ma arag mid awooda buuxda.”
42. “Waxaan la yaabanahay waxa aan eey ii magacaabay?”
43. “Maalin kasta, qof on Earth aan garanayn u sameeyo saxarada ugu weyn caalamka ee maalintaas.”
44. “Marka ay haweeney uur qariirad, iyadu waa gujis ah aadanaha.”
45. “Inta lagu jiro caruurnimada, waxa aan u sheegay in kaftanka ku saabsan goobaha taranka waa wax dadka waaweyn, laakiin mar aan weynaano, kaftanka, kuwaas waxaa loo arkaa 'caruureed'.”
46. “Centaurs leeyihiin laba baqashada feeraha.”
47. “Inta badan dhalinyarada jiid telefoonada oo ay ka jeebkooda in ay hubiyaan waqtiga. Waxaan dib loogu soo celin xilligii hore qayli jeebka.”
48. “Arkaa sida awoodaha super dhab ah kaliya labada Batman iyo Ironman ayaa waxa ay yihiin in ay super hodan iyo aad u caqli badan yihiin, Bill Gates oo Steve Jobs hubisaa soo baxday in niyadjabay.”
49. “Haddii aan taabto aan telefoonka meelaha ku habboon, pizza a tusi doonaa marka aan albaabka hore.”
50. “Adblock waa iibsan baxay calaamadaha agagaarka square waqti oo lagu bedelo 'ad waxa laga hor istaagay Adblock'.”
source: reddit
