Russian Photographer Inadvertently Proves Brown Bear Probably Stole Your Girl

Russian Instagrammers @svetlanko69 are the proud parent of Stepan the bear — a 20 year old, 660lb. brown bear with alot of game. Here’s why the photographers inadvertently have proven that Stepan the bear is the most likely candidate to steal your girl…

Women love taking photos with him.

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He’s also a really good cuddler:

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Stepan loves playing games:

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And cozying up to a warm fire:

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He’s also a good stand-in for prom photos and/or what appears to be belated quinceañeras:

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But make no mistake, he’s sneaky:

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And will probably steal your girl from right below your very nose:

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And marry her:

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We’re okay with it. Stepan, you rule:

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(images: @svetkanko69)

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